D-Backs

Did you know
That when you're sitting on the 4th Row
in Chase Field
At a Diamond Back Game
You can SMELL the dirt?

Did you know
That when you're given $120 tickets
to a Diamond Back game
You might have a whole section
With only 15 people sitting in it?


Did you know
That those obnoxious teenage girls
who yell "GO D-BACKS" when NOTHING is happening,
And that weird corpse/Michael Jackson looking guy,
Trying desperately to fit in
And that couple sitting on the front row
Taking pictures of themselves like they REALLY had those seats,
Did you know
That they ALL get kicked out of the "special section"
Because the ticket owners might show up during the 8th inning
And want to sit in the seat with their name engraved on it?

Did you know
That when each of those $120 tickets
Have $10 of D-Bucks ($40 D-Bucks total)
You can buy (with only $0.75 from your wallet):
3 rubbery hot dogs,
1 delicious Streets of New York Pizza
2 Large Sodas
and 1 Large bag of Cotton Candy?

Did you know
That a mom, a dad and 2 boys
Could have
So
Much
Fun
at a Baseball game
(WITHOUT going to the play land)?